If you have a substantial amount of hair on your body use clippers to rid yourself of the longer hairs. Then casually apply shaving cream to desired areas.
Now, use an HB pencil, and only an HB pencil... just kidding (put it down). Grab your favorite razor, preferably a sharp one, and strategically shave the hair that you have already covered in shaving cream. After you are done shaving, rinse the shaved area with nice clean water, or orange juice (without pulp, of course) just for a change.
When you are finished, apply some aftershave which helps to sooth the area and prevent the dreaded razor burn!
Very Important!: you must adopt the song "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" as your favorite song. Plus, a little bonus joke comes with the shaving: if you are not enjoying yourself at a certain function or party, feel free to say "I shaved my legs for this???" Trust me, it'll be hilarious! I know I'd laugh.
Also, with every stroke of the razor, sing the song "Gone" by 'NSync so you'll go something like this: (Shave) "Gone" (Shave) "Gone", and just continue that throughout the entire song, you'll get the hang of it if you practise hard.
And if you practise and focus really hard, 'NSync lead singer Justin Timberlake will show up at your house and shave your legs for you. Free of charge! If you despise 'NSync you may prefer to sing a modified version of a Britney Spears song: "Not A Boy, Not Yet A Woman" because this song is absolutely true if you're a guy shaving your legs.
Why did Brett do this? Why do many bodybuilders do this? It is done to make the body appear more muscular, rather than to have it hiding under a nice fluffy coat of hair. It appears more toned and is also much more comfortable. Tanning will also help with the appearance of the skin, so is that next on Brett and Brad's list? You'll have to see, hahaha hehehe hohoho Merry Christmas...sorry, got carried away.